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CAPPUCCIETT RED
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to
the lup
that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the
lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capish very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol,
with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert
punt
she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do
you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc of
chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills"
she dissed. "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a
cul
that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so
the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling,sorry".
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in
the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered,
and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When
Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but the
lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup:
"Oh,I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said
Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed:
"But... what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh,no! It's for see
you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what
big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
"But what
big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted
to
dir:
"Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little
machine,never?)
dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the
poor
little red girl. But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic,
curious
and
innocent cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and
dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds". And so,
spinted
only for the
compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps,
fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the
fucil,
entered in
the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent
not to rovin
the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett
(still
rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended
the
pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett
red...
beh!, let her stay, because she had capished.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to
the lup
that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the
lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capish very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol,
with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert
punt
she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do
you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
sacc of
chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills"
she dissed. "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a
cul
that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so
the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling,sorry".
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in
the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered,
and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When
Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,
but the
lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup:
"Oh,I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said
Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed:
"But... what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh,no! It's for see
you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what
big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
"But what
big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted
to
dir:
"Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little
machine,never?)
dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the
poor
little red girl. But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic,
curious
and
innocent cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and
dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds". And so,
spinted
only for the
compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps,
fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the
fucil,
entered in
the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent
not to rovin
the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett
(still
rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended
the
pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett
red...
beh!, let her stay, because she had capished.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
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